A few of my favorite Quotes
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"There are two ways to handle a women, and nobody knows either of them."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out to the lake and threw her off the boat. I said "They weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
"The formula for water is H2O is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?"
"I want my childred to have all the things i couldn't afford. Then i want to move in with them."
"I am not a glutton- I am an explorer of food."
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"Before you criticize someone. You should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Frieda Norris